Survival of the Fittest

Issue 4's Contestants:

Dana "The Truth Is Out There" Scully

Donna "I Finally Did It" Martin

Scully just blows all the competition away. She's intelligent (a doctor AND an FBI agent), she has her own mind, and will not sleep with any creep that will give it to her. Rather, she is viewed as a competent, talented human being.
The dim-witted Donna, on the other hand, is a hopeless ditz. Just because she waited longer than all her friends to lose her virginity, it doesn't mean she's a moral person. Plus (sorry to mix fiction and reality here), doesn't she realize that her boobs are too big for her body?

Motherly Advice: Real-Life Mothers' Sayings

A tribute to our moms in all their wisdom

"You were at the medical library? I know a lot of girls who study at the medical library and it's not for the books, if you know what I mean."

I wonder if you can use diet pills with breast implants

Inane Diet of the Month: The "I'm Way to Unhealthy for Anyone To Try Me" Diet Pills

Did you ever see those commercials for diet pills where they go on for three-quarters of the commercial naming the people who CAN'T use the pills?
If these were not INANE diet pills, why would they pose a health risk to the majority of the population?

I wonder if silicon breast implants are one of the hazards of diet pills...better ask Pamela Lee!

Sarah Flannery, a 16 year-old girl from Blarney, Ireland, invented a new encryption algorithm that encodes e-mail ten times faster than the existing system. Who ever said girls were't good in science?

A big "You go, Girl!" goes out to Egyptian Islamic Studies professor Souad Ibrahim Saleh who is trying to become the world's first female mufti (a Muslim cleric capable of issuing interpretive edicts). We're all rooting for you, sister!

Warning!!! This segment of the Junk Drawer is not meant to stereotype or offend anyone. It just made me laugh ;-).
So here it is: excerpts from Jodi's Guide to Israeli Men.
It was published in an Israeli newspaper sometime last spring in honour of Israel's 50th anniversary. She warned at the beginning of the article that her results were based on a survey and are general, not the rule.
The Positive
1.Israeli men are very protective of those they love and care for.
2. The army, which teaches them discipline and helps them to mature.
4.Unbelievably and incredibly sexy.
5.They are multi-talented as they are able to drive, speak on the cellular phone, hoot at other drivers, and feel you up all at the same time.
7. You can always borrow their hair products if yours run out.

The Negative
1. The language barrier which poses a problem in any relationship.
2. The oh-so-common P.M.A.S. (post military aimless syndrome).
5. Foreplay. What's that?
6. Lack of manners and social graces. Not exactly the epitome of gentlemen.
7. The pelephone (Hebrew for cellular phone) to which they are far more attached to than you.

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