The Junk Drawer

Survival of the Fittest

Dr. Laura "You're Stupid" Schlessinger VS Judge Judy "Justice with an Attitude" Sheindlin
Although her views are very right-wing and she has been accused of hate-mongering (mostly because of her belief that homosexuality is a "biological error"), radio and TV pop-psychologist Dr. Laura infuses honesty and insight where most people are afraid to these days. While her methods are a questionable, she puts drunk fathers, cheating wives, drug-addicted teenagers in their place, no excuses. On a recent show, she asked a nineteen year-old woman who had just gotten breast implants why she is basing her entire self-worth on her breasts. You can't argue with that.
While Dr. Laura seems to truly believe what she is saying, TV's Judge Judyseems to be letting off personal steam when she berates her show's participants. Her comebacks/putdowns like "I'm the boss , Apple Sauce" make little sense and serve to augment her power trip. In other words, she's just plain mean.

Motherly Advice: Real-Life Mothers' Sayings

A tribute to our moms in all their wisdom

"You know if you sleep with him, you could get pregnant."


Inane Diet of the Month:

The Atkins Reference Diet:

A typical meal in this diet that purports to decrease cravings and the consumption of carbohydrates, is "2 eggs, three slices of bacon, ham or sausage." Recommended snack foods include pork rinds, cheese and diet jello and artificial whipped cream. This diet is INANE because 1) these foods will not make you slim or healthy and 2) what good is artificial whipped cream?!?!

Source: http://www7.addr.com/~atkinsdi/reference.html.


  • New Moon The Magazine for Girls and their Dreams has once again won my complete devotion and admiration. They are holding a "Beautiful Girls" contest in conjunction with "Turn Beauty Inside Out" day. Here's how to enter: Write a 200-word essay explaining why an 8-14 year-old girl you know is beautiful on the inside. Include a picture of both of you (photos will not be returned) and send it to New Moon by November 1, 2000 at girl@newmoon.org or Beautiful Girls, P.O. Box 3620, Duluth, MN 55803 .
  • Join the Youth Rights Action League in the streets of America on Election Day, November 7, 2000, as they protest the oppression of youth worldwide. Visit their site for more information.


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